Sun
Jun
7
I have enough pairs of shoes for as many weeks in a year.
Thu
May
14
I feel like a horrible teacher even though I legally did the right thing.
“ I think I liked porn when I was 9”.
Student
today i locked my keys in a closet. aka my office.
which wouldn’t have been so bad if 2 custodians and a vice principal couldn’t open it.
and then the head facilities and grounds person who is in charge of the whole district came in to save the day. which was great.
except for the fact that he’s the father of one of my students and i had to be like oh, i’m retarded and lock my keys in closets, but your son is awesome.
somekindahell:
americancer:
sigh. I think I’m gonna go with a script? I don’t know…I guess I’ll have to work with an artist or something.
Any sugggggggestions?
Comic Sans.
everything i do for school is comic sans :)
Mon
May
4
on friday one of my kids had been absolutely horrible. he had been horrible the day before, but i thought i had gotten somewhere. so i just ignored him the entire period. he was rude and belidgerant the whole time.
so at the end of the period he was asking around for a dollar and no one would give him one cause he was being an ass. so i offerred him a dollar. he said “no. your money’s no good here”. i told him if he really needed a dollar, he’d take it. he took it and the rest of the class couldn’t believe i’d given him a dollar after how horrible he always is towards me. they also told me i’d never get it back. i told them i already knew that and it didn’t matter.
after class, i turned around and saw a dollar bill sitting on my overhead projector.
